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  • teesabear_99
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    Terrific Joke!

    LOL terrific joke!

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  • X cheryl X
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    Originally posted by Ginger
    I'm doing great, busy though, how are you all is good?
    I'm glad you liked the joke.
    XXHey,glad your good......See you around...XX

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  • Ginger
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    I'm doing great, busy though, how are you all is good?
    I'm glad you liked the joke.

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  • nt_inuk
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    lmebo ... ^5 grl fren


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  • X cheryl X
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    Thats funny!!!

    How are u by the way?????

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  • Ginger
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    Originally posted by badmaninc
    Ginger, you just ain't right dude. You really are a very demented woman.
    wait till you read the one I sent you.

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  • badmaninc
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    Originally posted by Ginger

    Ginger, you just ain't right dude. You really are a very demented woman.

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  • wardancer
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    I think it's my neighbor's neighbor!

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  • Ginger
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    Originally posted by wardancer
    I think I know that old man!
    Is it your neighbor?

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  • wardancer
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    I think I know that old man!

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  • Ginger
    started a topic The Ferrari & the Moped

    The Ferrari & the Moped

    A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
    Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him
    $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

    An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
    The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
    ya got there, Sonny?"

    The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
    proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
    sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
    right...
    but I'll stick with my Moped!"

    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
    just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
    speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seemsto be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly...

    WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!

    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
    himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
    Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes
    the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

    He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
    man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors
    the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten
    seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
    rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is
    still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my gosh! Is
    there anything I can do for you?"


    The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your ... sideview
    mirror."

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