As far as my lips, you can stretch them out and use them as a canopy!
yeah, too bad you had to deflate her in da mornin....
loose lips huh?? dannnnng. thats too crazeeeee, nah we can stretch em out, tighten dem for a new drum.....aye
HAHA....jokes
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Q: What does a mother buffalo
say to a boy buffalo
when she sends him off to college?
A: Bye-son
Ice Fishing
Q: How do tribal people know when it's safe to go ice fishing?
A When all the white guys quit falling through.
Rich Tribal people
Q: How can you tell a rich tribal person from a poor tribal person?
A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks.
Tribal Women's Creation Story
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to Boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is why tribal women have flat butts and tribal men are butt heads
Good Kissers
Q: Why are ladies from the Dine' tribe such good
kissers?
A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.
chaaaaaaaaaaa....... and your no... . dirty old man...lmao.... kiddin
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Opportunity may only knock once---but temtation bangs on the front door forever
GOD himself does not propose to judge a man untill he is dead
So why should you or I........
man was walking back home with a bucket of fish when the warredn walked up and ask for a licence...the man said I didn't catch these fish they's my pets and I just take them to the river for exercise.. sure you do...show me .OK says the man and goes back to the river and lets all the fish out...he waits for awhile when the warden asks him to call his fish in.
The man looks at him crazy like and asks WHAT FISH
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to Boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is why tribal women have flat butts and tribal men are butt heads
That is so true. I have no butt, and my hubby is a butt head. Gah, the creator sure messed up.
One Sunday a pastor told the congresgation that the church needed some extra money,and ask the people to prayerfully consider givin a little extra in the offering plate ..he said that who ever gave the most would be able to pick out 3 Hymns.
after the plate were passed the pastor glamnced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1000.00 Bill in ofering. he was so excited that he had to share his joy with the congergation and said he'd like to Personaly thank the person who placed the money in the plate...
A very quite elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor .he told her how wonderfull is was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out 3 hymns,
Her eyes brightend as she looked over the congergation.and Pointed to the 3 most handsom men in the building and said
I'll take him,him and him
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