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Originally posted by Mud_Woman
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then pretty soon i'll be asking you "does my butt look fat"
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LOL: better fat then flat. fat butt flat belly then look good..this from old lady 73 tikiboo.... then pretty soon i'll be asking you "does my butt look fat"
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Like the saying "the angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the mass of the a$$".Originally posted by tikiboo View PostLOL: better fat then flat. fat butt flat belly then look good..this from old lady 73 tikiboo.... Comment
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Ginger, thanks for sticking up for me! Nezzy from the Rezzy has no clue!Originally posted by Ginger View Post
That's some funny schyt
Techno isn't so old Hi T 
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Hi were have you been? & your welcome!! dirty men keeps things exciting. don't cha know
don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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here's one for you; what did the navajo man say when he's woman left him?Originally posted by Nezbah View PostTribal Fortune Cookies
Q: Do you know what a tribal fortune Cookie is?
A: A piece of fry bread with a food Stamp stuck in it! (AYE)!
Academic Buffalo
Q: What does a mother buffalo
say to a boy buffalo
when she sends him off to college?
A: Bye-son
Ice Fishing
Q: How do tribal people know when it's safe to go ice fishing?
A When all the white guys quit falling through.
Rich Tribal people
Q: How can you tell a rich tribal person from a poor tribal person?
A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks.
Tribal Women's Creation Story
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to Boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is why tribal women have flat butts and tribal men are butt heads
Good Kissers
Q: Why are ladies from the Dine' tribe such good
kissers?
A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.
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Old Grouch
Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home,,I do belive....A 2nd grader asked her mother the age old ?
"How did I get here?" Her mother told her "GOD sent you."
"Did GOD send you too/" asked the child. "Yes dear" she replied. "What about Grandma & Grandpa" the child persisted.
He sent them also' the mother said. "Did he send their parents too,"asked the child. "Yes Dear he did' said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 yrs.?' No wonder everyone's so damn Grouchy around here. 
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That's just so wrong on so many different levels but funny.Originally posted by tikiboo View PostChildren today are well aware of what goes on in the home,,I do belive....A 2nd grader asked her mother the age old ?
"How did I get here?" Her mother told her "GOD sent you."
"Did GOD send you too/" asked the child. "Yes dear" she replied. "What about Grandma & Grandpa" the child persisted.
He sent them also' the mother said. "Did he send their parents too,"asked the child. "Yes Dear he did' said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 yrs.?' No wonder everyone's so damn Grouchy around here. Comment
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Been grinding fresh beans, care to make some hot coffee?Originally posted by Ginger View Post Hi were have you been? & your welcome!! dirty men keeps things exciting. don't cha know
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I would love a good pot of coffee, as long as you pourOriginally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View PostBeen grinding fresh beans, care to make some hot coffee?
don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.Comment
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i got the cream!!!Comment
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Yumm I luvz my coffee with cream!!Originally posted by warriorsociety06 View Post
The wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indians He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.....The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this...." From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.Comment
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Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing down toward him..
Fortunately, Mr jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had some matches with him and was able to light a fire.
Hours later when everyone but Mr Jacobson had returned , a rescue team was sent to search for him.after several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescues yelled , MR Jacobson are you in there/" Its the Red Cross.'
Bristling the harried executive called bsck, "Get lost I gave at the office!" 
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Silent Wife
One night this guy came into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he ask for another, after a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried.
"Whats the Matter?" the bartender asks
"My wife and I got into a fight "explained the guy,"And she isnt talking to me for 31 days.
The bartender thought about it for a min. then says "But, isnt it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender...
"Yeah. except today is the last night.
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Originally posted by tikiboo View PostOne night this guy came into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he ask for another, after a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried.
"Whats the Matter?" the bartender asks
"My wife and I got into a fight "explained the guy,"And she isnt talking to me for 31 days.
The bartender thought about it for a min. then says "But, isnt it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender...
"Yeah. except today is the last night.
I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !
They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?
There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !
Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
It's not me....I think you're an idiot !
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