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  • tikiboo
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    Wise Old Indian

    Quote) Vice President Lyndon Johnson recieved the following message from a Native American Indian Chief on a reservation:
    "Be careful with your immigration laws. We were casreless with ours.
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    Native American Observation---
    Recently an old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe an eyeing two U.S. Goverment officials sent by the President to interview him. Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and damage he's done." The chief nodded in agreement. The offical continued. "Considering all these events, in you're opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
    The chief stared at the Goverment officials for over a minute andthen calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo,plenty beaver, woman did all work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
    "Only white man bumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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  • Annie Fawn
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    Originally posted by Nezbah View Post
    lmao.......at least I didn't drool like some people!! ayee. Well u shouldn't be talking, least I didn't need a pump!! hahaha

    **wonders what deflated**........aye
    Our Avon brought a sample of lip stuff to help some stuff plump your lips. My daughter and I started laughing and told her to look at our lips. She goes oh, I guess ya'll don't need this stuff. Nope! She packed it up and left. lol

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  • Blue_Rose
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    Originally posted by tikiboo View Post
    Ok Blue Rose if you are Mom then I'm Grandma. wellcome to PowWow.
    Well thank you 'Grandma Tikiboo'

    I am enjoying it. And thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning.

    Moma Blue Rose

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  • tikiboo
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    Originally posted by Blue_Rose View Post
    I need this to put a smile on my face this morning.
    Ok Blue Rose if you are Mom then I'm Grandma. wellcome to PowWow.

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  • Blue_Rose
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    I need this to put a smile on my face this morning.

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  • wardancer
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    Originally posted by tikiboo View Post
    One night this guy came into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he ask for another, after a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried.
    "Whats the Matter?" the bartender asks
    "My wife and I got into a fight "explained the guy,"And she isnt talking to me for 31 days.
    The bartender thought about it for a min. then says "But, isnt it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender...
    "Yeah. except today is the last night.

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  • tikiboo
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    Silent Wife

    One night this guy came into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he ask for another, after a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried.
    "Whats the Matter?" the bartender asks
    "My wife and I got into a fight "explained the guy,"And she isnt talking to me for 31 days.
    The bartender thought about it for a min. then says "But, isnt it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender...
    "Yeah. except today is the last night.

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  • tikiboo
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    Ski Trip

    Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing down toward him..
    Fortunately, Mr jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had some matches with him and was able to light a fire.
    Hours later when everyone but Mr Jacobson had returned , a rescue team was sent to search for him.after several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescues yelled , MR Jacobson are you in there/" Its the Red Cross.'
    Bristling the harried executive called bsck, "Get lost I gave at the office!"

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  • tikiboo
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    Originally posted by Ginger View Post
    Yumm I luvz my coffee with cream!!

    The wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indians He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.....The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this...." From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"
    Good One Ginger

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  • Ginger
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    Originally posted by warriorsociety06 View Post
    i got the cream!!!
    Yumm I luvz my coffee with cream!!

    The wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indians He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.....The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this...." From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"

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  • warriorsociety06
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    i got the cream!!!

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  • Ginger
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    Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
    Been grinding fresh beans, care to make some hot coffee?
    I would love a good pot of coffee, as long as you pour

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  • xTekno
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    Originally posted by Ginger View Post
    Hi were have you been? & your welcome!! dirty men keeps things exciting. don't cha know
    Been grinding fresh beans, care to make some hot coffee?

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  • badmaninc
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    Originally posted by tikiboo View Post
    Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home,,I do belive....A 2nd grader asked her mother the age old ?
    "How did I get here?" Her mother told her "GOD sent you."
    "Did GOD send you too/" asked the child. "Yes dear" she replied. "What about Grandma & Grandpa" the child persisted.
    He sent them also' the mother said. "Did he send their parents too,"asked the child. "Yes Dear he did' said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 yrs.?' No wonder everyone's so damn Grouchy around here.
    That's just so wrong on so many different levels but funny.

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  • tikiboo
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    Old Grouch

    Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home,,I do belive....A 2nd grader asked her mother the age old ?
    "How did I get here?" Her mother told her "GOD sent you."
    "Did GOD send you too/" asked the child. "Yes dear" she replied. "What about Grandma & Grandpa" the child persisted.
    He sent them also' the mother said. "Did he send their parents too,"asked the child. "Yes Dear he did' said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 yrs.?' No wonder everyone's so damn Grouchy around here.

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