Wise Old Indian
Quote) Vice President Lyndon Johnson recieved the following message from a Native American Indian Chief on a reservation:
"Be careful with your immigration laws. We were casreless with ours.
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Native American Observation---
Recently an old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe an eyeing two U.S. Goverment officials sent by the President to interview him. Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and damage he's done." The chief nodded in agreement. The offical continued. "Considering all these events, in you're opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the Goverment officials for over a minute andthen calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo,plenty beaver, woman did all work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
"Only white man bumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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Originally posted by Nezbah View Postlmao.......at least I didn't drool like some people!! ayee. Well u shouldn't be talking, least I didn't need a pump!! hahaha
**wonders what deflated**........aye
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Originally posted by tikiboo View PostOne night this guy came into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he ask for another, after a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried.
"Whats the Matter?" the bartender asks
"My wife and I got into a fight "explained the guy,"And she isnt talking to me for 31 days.
The bartender thought about it for a min. then says "But, isnt it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender...
"Yeah. except today is the last night.
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Silent Wife
One night this guy came into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.Then he ask for another, after a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried.
"Whats the Matter?" the bartender asks
"My wife and I got into a fight "explained the guy,"And she isnt talking to me for 31 days.
The bartender thought about it for a min. then says "But, isnt it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender...
"Yeah. except today is the last night.
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Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing down toward him..
Fortunately, Mr jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had some matches with him and was able to light a fire.
Hours later when everyone but Mr Jacobson had returned , a rescue team was sent to search for him.after several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescues yelled , MR Jacobson are you in there/" Its the Red Cross.'
Bristling the harried executive called bsck, "Get lost I gave at the office!"
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Originally posted by Ginger View PostYumm I luvz my coffee with cream!!
The wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indians He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.....The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this...." From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"
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Originally posted by warriorsociety06 View Posti got the cream!!!
The wagon train is heading across the desert, when all of a sudden the wagon master notices that on all sides of the valley, there are Indians He quickly forms the wagons into the "Hollywood" circle, to protect the families in the train. Nothing happens. Soon, drums are heard pounding out in the distance, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum, BUM, bum, bum, bum.....The wagon master tells the train, "I don't like the sound of this...." From out in the distance comes another voice, saying, "We don't like the sound of it either. He's not our regular drummer!"
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Originally posted by tikiboo View PostChildren today are well aware of what goes on in the home,,I do belive....A 2nd grader asked her mother the age old ?
"How did I get here?" Her mother told her "GOD sent you."
"Did GOD send you too/" asked the child. "Yes dear" she replied. "What about Grandma & Grandpa" the child persisted.
He sent them also' the mother said. "Did he send their parents too,"asked the child. "Yes Dear he did' said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 yrs.?' No wonder everyone's so damn Grouchy around here.
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Old Grouch
Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home,,I do belive....A 2nd grader asked her mother the age old ?
"How did I get here?" Her mother told her "GOD sent you."
"Did GOD send you too/" asked the child. "Yes dear" she replied. "What about Grandma & Grandpa" the child persisted.
He sent them also' the mother said. "Did he send their parents too,"asked the child. "Yes Dear he did' said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 yrs.?' No wonder everyone's so damn Grouchy around here.
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