Tribal jokes.......aye

[Nezbah]

Tribal Fortune Cookies

Q: Do you know what a tribal fortune Cookie is?

A: A piece of fry bread with a food Stamp stuck in it! (AYE)!


Academic Buffalo

Q: What does a mother buffalo
say to a boy buffalo
when she sends him off to college?

A: Bye-son


Ice Fishing

Q: How do tribal people know when it's safe to go ice fishing?

A When all the white guys quit falling through.



Rich Tribal people

Q: How can you tell a rich tribal person from a poor tribal person?

A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks.


Tribal Women's Creation Story

The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to Boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is why tribal women have flat butts and tribal men are butt heads


Good Kissers

Q: Why are ladies from the Dine' tribe such good
kissers?

A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.

[MixedIndian]

OMG!!! I loved the Food Stamp one and the one about ice fishing!!

[xTekno]

Good Kissers

Q: Why are ladies from the Dine' tribe such good
kissers?

A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.

No wonder you have those lucious puckers!

[Migiziwomen]

okay that there was some funny stuff.

the one about the ice fishing is a running joke up on our rez, no kidding those chiimoks love to test thier luck.

the kissing one is funny as well, although when i forward this on to my friends and fam i will change Dine to Native as we all use our lips don't we, i mean it is just not the Indian way to point your fingers.

i was feeling kinda down, and this is just what i needed to come across.

CHI- MIIGWETCH

[xTekno]

the kissing one is funny as well, although when i forward this on to my friends and fam i will change Dine to Native as we all use our lips don't we, i mean it is just not the Indian way to point your fingers.


CHI- MIIGWETCH

Maybe we should all go to Microsoft and tell them that they are infringing on our trademark for PowerPoint, eh?

[apacheheart]

Powerpoint...funny shyt!!...and yes,DINEH girls prolly got the best lips in NDN Country...that is ....after NDE'E girls!!Gotta back up mah Apache peeps!!....keep smilin'1

[little bird]

Those were great! I needed a good laugh today! Thanks!

[Nezbah]

No wonder you have those lucious puckers!

Hey now.......quit lookin at mah puckers!!!

Only a gootest of gooter dine' man gets those! hee hee

[xTekno]

Hey now.......quit lookin at mah puckers!!!

Only a gootest of gooter dine' man gets those! hee hee

No wonder you were "pointing" in two directions at the fair! Your upper lip was pointing left and the bottom was pointing right!

[Nezbah]

No wonder you were "pointing" in two directions at the fair! Your upper lip was pointing left and the bottom was pointing right!

lmao.......at least I didn't drool like some people!! ayee. Well u shouldn't be talking, least I didn't need a pump!! hahaha

**wonders what deflated**........aye

[xTekno]

lmao.......at least I didn't drool like some people!! ayee. Well u shouldn't be talking, least I didn't need a pump!! hahaha

**wonders what deflated**........aye

You're too funny!

But, that pump wasn't for me. I only relayed the need for someone else.

Anywayz, maybe you can help direct traffic next time with your lips!

[badmaninc]

Dude, there is something seriously wrong with you.

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[apacheheart]

Yup ....even compared to most,Dineh have mastered the art of pointing around corners with their lips!!Don't laugh...I've seen it!...keep smilin'1

[southernx_hunnie08]

haha that was some funny stuff...and da one about us navajo ladies have nice lips and what not...hahah that was pretty good....

[Nezbah]

You're too funny!

But, that pump wasn't for me. I only relayed the need for someone else.

Anywayz, maybe you can help direct traffic next time with your lips!

One word...... DENIAL!! eh. hahaha Even the MC, Ervin, was wondering what the heck you needed that pump for!! ehhhhhhhh.

lmao.......well least you can stop traffic with your lips!! hee hee **skreeeeeeeeeeeech**.....