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    A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across
    the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children,
    hid his smile behind his hand.

    "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"

    "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next
    in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of
    the dark."
    "How about transportation?" the father asked.

    "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.
    The boy had an answer to every question the father raised

    Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
    married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

    "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to
    have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    That just isn't right!!!


    Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?


    "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

    Mr. Rossie Freeman

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    • #3
      hahaha Ginger... Gees thx again.. Omg... too funny

      ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~


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      • #4
        your welcome AF,JD wana come over & break my eggs
        don't you be wastin' all your money
        on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





        Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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        • #5
          thanks again, Ginger

          the queen of humor........

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          • #6


            Goot one!
            A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.

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