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A Blonde's Year in Review
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
...Helllooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months......box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went
out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
...Helllooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months......box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went
out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life
MY STONEY CREEK BOYZ
lol very good 
thanks some of them remind me of my cousin, she's blond
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