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    I got this in an email entitled "They Walk Among Us" this noon. Still chuckling cuz I KNOW I've met some of these people.


    I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us, and many work in retail.


    A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid
    of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."

    For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

    The next day someone stole it


    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"

    Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"


    They Walk among us!. They walk among us.


    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
    day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

    He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

    They Walk Among Us!


    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
    through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!:


    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

    They Walk Among Us!


    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

    They Walk Among Us!


    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
    small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

    Yep, They Walk Among Us!

  • #2
    this reminds me of my 19yrold daughter who went to the doctor with her older sister

    when the nurse was taking blood from katie the younger sister covered her ears

    Yep I have one of those that walks amoung us


    • #3
      dang...some people are just 2 goofy
      Roses are Red
      Violets der really blue
      Southern Xtreme ur much sweeter than mutton stew

      You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life



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