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    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

    A nurse noticed his predicament.

    Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

    Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

    Who would know if he touched them?

    He couldn't resist… He pushed WW and warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure…The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

    "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

    "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover…Your penis is under your pillow."
    I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


    They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

    There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

    Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
    It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


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  • #2
    In the words of Badman, dude, that's just not right!


    ...that's so true....so, so true...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ntownn8ive View Post
      In the words of Badman, dude, that's just not right!

      The dude himself could not have said it better, unless of course he did, in which case he would have....
      A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.

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      • #4
        Neener, neener, neener!! She told him NOT to touch the buttons!! Hardhead ***.....
        Be beautiful, be proud.

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        • #5
          Omg!!!
          http://www.elohi.net

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