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  • 9 words women use

    1.) Fine:

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.



    2.) Five Minutes:

    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



    3.) Nothing:

    This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.



    4.) Go Ahead:

    This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



    5.) Loud Sigh:

    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)



    6.) That's Okay:

    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think lo ng and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



    7.) Thanks:

    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.



    8.) Whatever:

    Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!



    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:

    Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
    wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.




    Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
    avoid if they remember the terminology.



    Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
    they know it's true.
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    hey, i never knew women really DO speak the same language! **laughing** big time!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "Life is too short to not take the time to laugh” ~AME~
    "Who can afford NOT to laugh at themselves?" ~AME~
    "I laugh the most when i laugh at myself!” ~AME~
    "Laughter is'nt really "the best medicine"...it’s the CURE!” ~AME~
    "Give me a good laugh,... and i will give you my world!” ~AME~

    **laughin**

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    • #3
      the only thing I don't say is FINE
      don't you be wastin' all your money
      on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





      Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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