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    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you"

    "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

    "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no

    So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.

    This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."
    Blessed are the cracked for they shall let in the light.

  • #2
    Dude, that was sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet but insane.


    • #3
      Bead All You Can Bead


      • #4
        Oh wow!! That was the best laugh I've had in days!!!
        Be beautiful, be proud.


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          • #6
            OMG B'zer that was funny thanks for the laugh!
            don't you be wastin' all your money
            on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough

            Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.


            • #7
              ok that brings about images that are just wrong, but hilarious!
              I believe in something I want to believe, not what someone wants me to believe.


              • #8
                people where looking at me like i was crazy laughing out loud.


                • #9
                  I guess you could say it brought a 'spark' to thier love life.

                  thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mud_Woman View Post
                    I guess you could say it brought a 'spark' to thier love life.
                    Ohh, that's reVOLTing...
                    Something exists.


                    • #11
                      Gives a whole new meaning to mind numbing sex!
                      I got a fevah! And the only cure is more cowbell!!!


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