Hillary Vists Rez

[T1hunder]

Hillary Clinton visited a Rez and gave a speach. After which, the Chief said he was giving her an NDN name, "Walking Eagle". When asked why he gave her such a name and honor, the Chief laughed and said. "Because she is so full of poop she can't fly!"

[txsndn7]

hehehehehehehe-thats funny.

[T1hunder]

TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GOOD TO BE INDIAN:
10. You can point with your lips and give your fingers a rest.
9. You'll never be alone because everyone is related to you.
8. You'll never starve because there is always a feast of some kind, somewhere, at any given time.
7. We're the only ones who can save the rain forests with our dances.
6. You'll always know the first letter of the alphabet (AYYYY!)
5. If you know how to "stomp" you'll always have a "snag."
4. Because Indian are just...somehow.
3. You can always recognize the IHS dentures in "Dances with Wolves."
2. You'll never need lotion when you have a greasy frybread.

And the number one reason it's good to be Indian...
1. Because you usually need just one more number to yell out "BINGO!"