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An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pu s sy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup
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don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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Jokes by Ginger
Your jokes are vulgar and should be left in the bar where you heard them. We wanna hear funny Indian related humor. -
Yeah Ginger! That are some folks on here with clean minds and we don't want to infiltrate them with stories of you.Originally posted by Raymond Kingfisher View Post
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awe go easy on her shes a cool gal. Isnt this the joke place? now lets all hug! TT watch those hands!I got a fevah! And the only cure is more cowbell!!!Comment
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Okay then, I'll hug between Ginger and Plumes!Comment
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Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View PostYeah Ginger! That are some folks on here with clean minds and we don't want to infiltrate them with stories of you.
maybe I should tell my jokes in the 49 T I give you permission to infiltrate their minds
don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.Comment
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don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.Comment
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is there a 49 room? and I love your joke ive heard it before and bout laughed mahself silly! add'd a few pics to myspace! one even by me! woohoo can you say miracle! lol ow if I learn how to text message I will be on a roll! lolI got a fevah! And the only cure is more cowbell!!!Comment
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awsome thats great Who HooOriginally posted by Eagle Plumes View Post
don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.Comment
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We got a good laugh out of this!! Thanks Gin!!...it is what it is...Comment
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Your welcome
don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.Comment
yeah you got to watch for T's hands
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