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    After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying
    in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband
    begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite
    some time.

    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,
    and then began moving down past the small of her back.

    He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked
    his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her
    lower stomach.

    He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner
    arm, caressed past the side of her breast again,
    working down her side, passed gently over her buttock
    and down her leg to her calf.

    Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful.
    Why did you stop?'

    I found the remote,' he mumbled.
    Blessed are the cracked for they shall let in the light.

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    • #3
      Now that one made me laugh out loud dude.



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      • #4
        oh heck no....!!!! LOL
        sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

        "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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        • #5
          you make my day
          ~~~~

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          • #6
            Buh , if you'd said 33 yrs I'dv thought you was talkin bout me !
            I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


            They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

            There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

            Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
            It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


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            There's a chance you might not like me ,

            but there's a bigger

            chance I won't care

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            • #7
              Originally posted by B'zer View Post
              After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying
              in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband
              begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite
              some time.

              It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck,
              and then began moving down past the small of her back.

              He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked
              his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her
              lower stomach.

              He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner
              arm, caressed past the side of her breast again,
              working down her side, passed gently over her buttock
              and down her leg to her calf.

              Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

              As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful.
              Why did you stop?'

              I found the remote,' he mumbled.

              :thumbsup: LOL! I love it!
              "Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is not a path and leave a trail."---Ralph Waldo Emerson

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              • #8
                siiiick



                *Kalilsha*



                If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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                • #9
                  LMAO!! Damn i wonder where it was at...lol.
                  *~*BbC-4-LiFe*~*

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