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    THE FUNNIEST DATE STORY EVER

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I
    hope you're
    sitting down when
    you read it. This is probably the funniest
    date story ever,
    first date or
    not!!! We have all had bad dates but this
    takes the cake.


    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the
    most embarrassing first date
    that a woman ever had. The winner describedher worst first date
    experience.There was absolutely no question as
    to why her tale
    took the prize! She said
    it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...
    and the guy had taken her
    skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City
    , Utah . It was a day trip
    (no overnight).They were strangers, after
    all, and had never met before.


    The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
    until they were headed home
    late that afternoon.They were driving backdown the mountain,
    when she gradually began to realize that she should not
    have had that extra latte.
    They were about an hour away from anywhere
    with a rest room and in the
    middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she
    try to hold it, which she did
    for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
    heavy snow and slow going, there
    came a point where she told him that he had
    better stop and let
    her gobeside the road, or it would be the front seatof his car.They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,yanked her pants down and started.
    In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
    so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.


    Her companion stood on the side of the car
    watching for traffic and indeed
    was a real gentleman and refrained from
    peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
    embarrassing nature of the situation.Upon finishing however, she soon
    became aware of another
    sensation.


    As she bent to pull up her pants, the young
    lady discovered her buttocks
    were firmly glued against the car'sfender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
    poles immediately came to mind as she
    attempted to disengage her flesh from
    the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that
    she had a brand new problem
    due to the extreme cold.Horrified by her plightand yet aware of
    the humor of
    the moment, she answered her date's concerns
    about 'what is taking so long'
    with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing
    her butt off' and in need of
    some assistance!


    He came around the car as she tried to cover
    herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
    too, got the giggles and when they finally
    managed to compose themselves,
    they assessed her dilemma.
    Obviously, as hysterical
    as the situation was,
    they also were faced with a real problem. Both
    agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
    the grip of the icy metal!
    Thinking about what had gotten her into
    the predicament in
    the first place,
    both quickly realized that there was only one
    way to get her free. So, as
    she looked the other way, her first time date
    proceeded to unzip his pants
    and pee her butt off the fender.

    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took
    the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.
    'And you thought
    your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's
    comment...'This gives a whole new meaning
    to being pissed off.'

    Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband
    and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. If you laughed pass it on.
    bucwild2012

  • #2

    Holy sh!t that's funny!!
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    • #3
      And look they got married. might have to try that some time...lol. That is pretty krzy though.
      *~*BbC-4-LiFe*~*

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      • #4
        A golden shower, usually I hear you gotta pay big bucks for that.

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        • #5
          ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i woulda waited for someone with a tim hortons..

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          • #6
            Imagine that! *lol*

            But Boss, I am working!!......on finding my next pow-wow that is!

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