Yea I know it's pretty lame..I couldn't turn down the race car punch line.
Where am I on Sunday's? Glued to the tube watching Nascar.
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The Tribe of 500
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first
ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and
running the usual tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe,
you are in fine health. I can find no problems. However, I
did notice one strange anomaly."
"And what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is astounding!" said the incredulous doc. "If you don't
mind, I'd like to take a few notes in order to submit this
phenomenon to The New England Journal of Medicine."
"All right, doctor."
Note pad in hand, the doctor asked, "First of all, how many
people are there in your tribe?"
She answered, "About 500."
"And what is the name of this tribe?" asked the doc.
Running Doe replied, "We are known as 'The Indian Nippleless
Five Hundred.'"
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