a vacationing penquin

[ghostbread killer]

a penquin is driving thru the arizona desert, he notices his check engine light come on. he gets out his car and sees theres oil leaking from his engine. so he drives to the nearest town. he drives to a mechanic shop and drops his car off, and he decides to check out the town, he sees a ice cream parlor. he gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down and starts to eat it, he has no way of useing a spoon he has flippers. so he eats his ice cream and he makes a real mess of himself. he goes back to the mechanic shop. he asks the mechanic what he found out about his car. the mechanic looks up at the penqiun ans says 'it looks like you blew a seal" the penquin replys" no,no it's just ice cream".

[Joe G]

OMG! I posted this in here in 2004! But it is a good one

[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

gooder one

[rosalie_gracie]

lol thats funny

[Lakota Wiyan]

a penquin is driving thru the arizona desert, he notices his check engine light come on. he gets out his car and sees theres oil leaking from his engine. so he drives to the nearest town. he drives to a mechanic shop and drops his car off, and he decides to check out the town, he sees a ice cream parlor. he gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down and starts to eat it, he has no way of useing a spoon he has flippers. so he eats his ice cream and he makes a real mess of himself. he goes back to the mechanic shop. he asks the mechanic what he found out about his car. the mechanic looks up at the penqiun ans says 'it looks like you blew a seal" the penquin replys" no,no it's just ice cream".

Took me a couple seconds, but I finally got it...DUH!!

LMAO Funny!!

[New2itall]

First time I heard this one! Brilliant!

[Evenstar]

[ghostbread killer]

hello, thank you for reading my joke. i have more to come... just have a think of good ones lol where are you from come?? lol im from new york. im onieda, part of the iroquise confedercy. we have 6 nations in our confedercy. and im bear clan, "gggRRR ; lol

[PRINCESS04-05]

a penquin is driving thru the arizona desert, he notices his check engine light come on. he gets out his car and sees theres oil leaking from his engine. so he drives to the nearest town. he drives to a mechanic shop and drops his car off, and he decides to check out the town, he sees a ice cream parlor. he gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down and starts to eat it, he has no way of useing a spoon he has flippers. so he eats his ice cream and he makes a real mess of himself. he goes back to the mechanic shop. he asks the mechanic what he found out about his car. the mechanic looks up at the penqiun ans says 'it looks like you blew a seal" the penquin replys" no,no it's just ice cream".

brilliant!!