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    A doctor at IHS Clinic wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his new native assistant.

    Jim, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

    'Yep, I can do that!' answers Jim.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, 'So, Jim, how was your day?'

    Jim told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him generic TYLENOL.'

    'Way ta go, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, that thick pasty stuff, says Jim.

    'Awesome! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

    'I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a beautiful Sho-ban woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts, 'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!''

    'Hol-ee Smokies", Jim, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

    'I put drops in her eyes.'

    (ah huh....u was thinkin nassy thoughts weren't u?
    To err is be stupid is...uh..well...normal

  • #2
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.


    • #3
      To freakin' funny! Thanks for that one!
      Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got.

      Janis Joplin


      • #4
        haha goot one


        • #5
          So Funny!!!!


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