The sniffer

[Annie Fawn]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
>>>> > when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
>>>> > Labrador
>>>> > Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
>>>> >
>>>> > The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the
>>>> > dog
>>>> > was allowed on the plane.
>>>> >
>>>> > The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was
>>>> > a
>>>> > 'sniffing dog.' 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll
>>>> > show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
>>>> >
>>>> > The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the agent said,
>>>> > 'Watch
>>>> > this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.'
>>>> >
>>>> > Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
>>>> > purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
>>>> >
>>>> > Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.
>>>> >
>>>> > The agent said, 'Good boy,' and he turned to the man and said, 'That
>>>> > woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat
>>>> > number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'
>>>> >
>>>> > 'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.
>>>> >
>>>> > Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
>>>> >
>>>> > The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
>>>> > returned
>>>> > to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
>>>> >
>>>> > The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a
>>>> > note of his seat number for the police.'
>>>> >
>>>> > 'I like it!' said his seat mate.
>>>> >
>>>> > The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
>>>> >
>>>> > Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
>>>> > for
>>>> > a
>>>> > moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the
>>>> > middle
>>>> > seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.
>>>> >
>>>> > The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't
>>>> > figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so
>>>> > he
>>>> > asked the agent 'What's going on?'
>>>> >
>>>> > The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'

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