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    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smil e to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
    give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only
    To discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
    unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
    Step.

    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a
    little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
    More and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Kentuckian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

    The Kentuckian smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    You best not go unzipping large kentuckians flys!

    That was cute, nice usage of chagrin too!

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    • #3
      Well only you could bring this here ginger!! Way to go!!
      Glad I'm not behind you right now!
      Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us.

      It is the year of the bear, I am sharpening my claws and will no longer tollerate harrassment.

      Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home! Army brat that had no choice in a parents duties to home and country. I Too Serve our flag and work for the uniform.
      Stand behind our troops or stand IN FRONT of them.

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      • #4
        ROFL!!! That was good. Just getting my morning laughs and gigles. make the day brighter starting out with a smile. Thanks
        The trouble with life is there's no background music!!!

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