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  • kitter stutter.....

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
    Beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
    asked the girl to describe the incident.

    "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
    Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we new
    it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

    "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

    "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
    Sssss, Sssss, Sssss" and before he could say "sh*t!" the Rottweiler
    ate him!

    The teacher wet her pants laughing.

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  • #2
    Ha don't kids say the darndest things.
    The trouble with life is there's no background music!!!

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    • #3
      ha ha sounds like something my 4 yr old would say

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      • #4
        Cool one dude.

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        • #5
          good one there :)
          sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

          "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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          • #6
            awww....real cute and funny!
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