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    Granny Puts Viagra in the Coffee


    This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
    The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, 'Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive.'
    The doctor smiled and said, 'Have you tried to give him Viagra?'
    The lady frowned. 'Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,' she claimed.
    'Well,' the doctor continued, 'Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing.'
    The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
    Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the docto r asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
    'How did it go?' the doctor asked.
    'Terrible, doctor, terrible.'
    'Did it not work?'
    'Yes,' the old lady said, 'It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years.'
    'Then what is the problem, ma'am?'
    'Well,' she said. 'I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again.'
    sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

    Four things you can't recover:

    The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

    The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    • #3
      Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got.

      Janis Joplin

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      • #4
        Dude, when I heard this one it was at the KFC. It was also Evan Adams' sister and her husband.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by badmaninc View Post
          Dude, when I heard this one it was at the KFC. It was also Evan Adams' sister and her husband.

          Oh dang! I messed it up!
          sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


          Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

          If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

          Four things you can't recover:

          The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

          The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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          • #6
            It was still a good one. ROFL.... I worked in a physicians office n u wouldn't believe how many male patients asked me for samples n they was serious....
            The trouble with life is there's no background music!!!

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            • #7
              OMG!!! Go granny, it's your birthday, get busy...oh wait, she did...at Micky D's!!!
              Be beautiful, be proud.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MixedIndian View Post
                OMG!!! Go granny, it's your birthday, get busy...oh wait, she did...at Micky D's!!!
                lmao
                sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


                Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

                If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

                Four things you can't recover:

                The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

                The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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