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A young boy comes down for breakfast.
> Since they live on a farm his mother asks if he has done
> his chores.
> 'Not yet,' said the little boy.
> >
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he
> does his chores..
> Well, he's a little ticked off so when
> he feeds the chickens, he kicks the chicken. When he feeds
> the
> cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks
> a
> pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
> him a bowl of dry cereal.
>
> 'How come I don't get any eggs
> and bacon, and why
> don't I have milk in my cereal?' he asks.
> 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a
> chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw
> you kick the pig, so
> you don't get any bacon for a week
> either. I saw you kick
> the cow so for a week you aren't
> getting any milk.'
>
> Just then, his father comes down for
> breakfast and kicks the
> cat halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with
> a smile, and says, 'You going to tell him or should
> I?'
> Since they live on a farm his mother asks if he has done
> his chores.
> 'Not yet,' said the little boy.
> >
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he
> does his chores..
> Well, he's a little ticked off so when
> he feeds the chickens, he kicks the chicken. When he feeds
> the
> cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks
> a
> pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
> him a bowl of dry cereal.
>
> 'How come I don't get any eggs
> and bacon, and why
> don't I have milk in my cereal?' he asks.
> 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a
> chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw
> you kick the pig, so
> you don't get any bacon for a week
> either. I saw you kick
> the cow so for a week you aren't
> getting any milk.'
>
> Just then, his father comes down for
> breakfast and kicks the
> cat halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with
> a smile, and says, 'You going to tell him or should
> I?'
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!
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