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    A young boy comes down for breakfast.
    > Since they live on a farm his mother asks if he has done
    > his chores.
    > 'Not yet,' said the little boy.
    > >
    > His mother tells him no breakfast until he
    > does his chores..
    > Well, he's a little ticked off so when
    > he feeds the chickens, he kicks the chicken. When he feeds
    > the
    > cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks
    > a
    > pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
    > him a bowl of dry cereal.
    > 'How come I don't get any eggs
    > and bacon, and why
    > don't I have milk in my cereal?' he asks.
    > 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a
    > chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw
    > you kick the pig, so
    > you don't get any bacon for a week
    > either. I saw you kick
    > the cow so for a week you aren't
    > getting any milk.'
    > Just then, his father comes down for
    > breakfast and kicks the
    > cat halfway across the kitchen.
    > The little boy looks up at his mother with
    > a smile, and says, 'You going to tell him or should
    > I?'
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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