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    An old man goes into the pharmacy to buy some Viagra. "Can I have

    six tablets, cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you," said the

    pharmacist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am

    96 years old," said the old man. "I don't want an erection. I just want it

    sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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    ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.


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        too funny


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