AN OLD MAN
An old man goes into the pharmacy to buy some Viagra. "Can I have
six tablets, cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you," said the
pharmacist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am
96 years old," said the old man. "I don't want an erection. I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
An old man goes into the pharmacy to buy some Viagra. "Can I have
six tablets, cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you," said the
pharmacist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am
96 years old," said the old man. "I don't want an erection. I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
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