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    Senior Moment






    A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation

    that will pay him more. There is a hush within

    the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.





    Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and

    proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new

    Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport

    their children!'...... The congregation sighs in relief, and

    applauds.



    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If

    the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and

    also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education

    of all his children!'....... More sighs and loud applause.





    Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the

    Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!'.........There is total

    silence.



    The Preacher, blushing, asks her,........... 'Mrs. Jones,

    whatever possessed you to say that?'



    Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his

    forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to

    side, while his wife replies,



    Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,....'Screw the Preacher!



    Isn't senility wonderful?
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

  • #2
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    • #3
      Bwahaha Thats hilarious!

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