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    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't theres a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told
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    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men

    until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
    .sigpichttp://www.mytribalspace.com/tribal/jwashee

  • #2
    sending my reguards to the missis


    she a lot tuffer than anyone i know......tell her thank you for me ok
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..It's about learning to dance in the rain. for me and the wolf

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    • #3
      Heeeey, i knew this would happen. But i took the chance that some of you ladies would give up guys our props!!! REST ASSURED THOUGH , I am a goot man for my lady. I CRY MORE THAN SHE DOES FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!
      .sigpichttp://www.mytribalspace.com/tribal/jwashee

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      • #4
        thank you to you too then

        giggling
        Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..It's about learning to dance in the rain. for me and the wolf

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jwashee View Post
          How many men does it take to open a beer?
          None. It should be opened when she brings it.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
          Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
          --------------------------------------------------------------------
          Why do women have smaller feet than men?
          It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
          When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          How do you fix a woman's watch?
          You don't theres a clock on the oven.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          Why do men pass gas more than women?
          Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
          The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
          A woman who won't do what she's told
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          I married a Miss Right.
          I just didn't know her first name was Always.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
          It's called a Wedding Cake
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          Why do men die before their wives?
          They want to.
          -------------------------------------------------------- ------- ----
          Women will never be equal to men

          until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
          -------------------------------------------------------------------
          In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
          Then God created Man and rested.
          Then God created Woman.
          Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

          http://www.ilovewavs.com/ForChat/Casual/ROFL.WAV
          So I put my hands up, they're playin' my song
          The butterflies fly away
          I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
          Movin' my hips like "Yeah!"
          -Miley Cyrus

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          • #6
            I give it two thumbs up!!!
            I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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            • #7
              oh heck no!!!! LOL I'm gonna copy and paste that to all my friends. Thanks for the laughs.
              sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

              "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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              • #8
                i got a laugh out of it some i even related to. its just humor not to be taken so heavy. i feel that after a couple years of motor mouth i have ran out of things to say though give us a little credit to though eyh. im sure theres jokes that us women could tell that would run down the males

                all is fair in love and war

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rain_drop_smth View Post
                  i got a laugh out of it some i even related to. its just humor not to be taken so heavy. i feel that after a couple years of motor mouth i have ran out of things to say though give us a little credit to though eyh. im sure theres jokes that us women could tell that would run down the males

                  all is fair in love and war
                  Double check some of the old threads... there's plenty to choose from!!
                  I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                  • #10


                    Good ones!

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                      Last edited by Kaina1128; 11-14-2018, 08:21 PM. Reason: Deleted

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