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Army Navy Game
A guy walks into a bar wearing an Army football jersey and carrying a
cat that is also wearing an Army jersey.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Army-Navy
game here, my TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the
game together."
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in my bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a
seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the
cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat
start watching the game.
Pretty soon Army manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps
up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3
years."
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GO NAVY
A guy walks into a bar wearing an Army football jersey and carrying a
cat that is also wearing an Army jersey.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Army-Navy
game here, my TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the
game together."
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in my bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a
seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the
cat, I'll have to ask you to leave." The guy agrees, and he and his cat
start watching the game.
Pretty soon Army manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps
up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?" The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3
years."
________________________________
GO NAVY
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