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    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
    > mothers did for a living.
    >
    > All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
    > saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
    >
    > However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
    > when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my
    > mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in
    > front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
    > offer is
    > really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him
    > all night for money.'
    >
    > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
    > the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
    > aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?'
    >
    > No,' the boy said, 'She works for the DEMOCRATIC National
    > Committee and is helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next President,
    > but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

  • #2
    Oh hell naw!! LOL!
    Be beautiful, be proud.

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    • #3
      That's not right dude. AYE!!

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      • #4
        lmfao!!!!.........
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