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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
> mothers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
> saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
> when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my
> mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in
> front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is
> really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money.'
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
> the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?'
>
> No,' the boy said, 'She works for the DEMOCRATIC National
> Committee and is helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next President,
> but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
> mothers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
> saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
> when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my
> mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in
> front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is
> really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money.'
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
> the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?'
>
> No,' the boy said, 'She works for the DEMOCRATIC National
> Committee and is helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next President,
> but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
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