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  • The nun and the cabbie

    A Cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab Driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring..

    He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

    #1, you have to be single and

    #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says,

    'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'


    'OK' the Nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a Hooker blush.



    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'



    The Nun says, 'That's OK...



    My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

  • #2
    can ny 1 say wrong but still hillarious
    good 1

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    • #3
      gawwwwwwww tha ruggggedd.....must be true story ayez jp
      bucwild2012

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      • #4
        I was just sent that one by email. I've heard it before but it just cracked me up AGAIN!!!!

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        • #5
          gah!! too rug-ged!!! LOL
          Watch your broken dreams...
          Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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          • #6
            Dude that is just rugged and nasty.

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            • #7
              Lol
              *[email protected]*

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