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You know your gettin old when....
your body starts making the same noises
as your coffee maker.
as your coffee maker.
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
...10-27-2008, 07:00 PM -
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door....03-11-2007, 08:36 PM -
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE' WHEN...
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1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any....11-20-2003, 11:40 AM -
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