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  • Some more old jokes!!!

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
    and make love,' and you answer,
    'Pick one; I can't do both!'


    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your friends compliment you
    on your new alligator shoes
    and you're barefoot.


    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    A sexy babe catches your fancy
    and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Going braless
    pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
    to go along.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police


    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    'Getting a little action'
    means you don't need to take any fiber today.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    An 'all nighter' means not getting up
    to use the bathroom.

    AND

    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    You are not sure these are jokes!
    .sigpichttp://www.mytribalspace.com/tribal/jwashee

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    • #3
      I like the one about going bra-less the best!
      I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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      • #4
        'OLD' IS WHEN...
        'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.


        dang, that's me :(



        lol
        sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

        "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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        • #5
          good ones!!
          *[email protected]*

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