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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to
> operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
> operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered.'
>
> The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> Everything inside them is color coded.'
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are
> the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
> construction workers...Those guy s always understand when you have a few parts
> left over.'
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
> observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
> and the *** are interchangeable.
> operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
> operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered.'
>
> The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> Everything inside them is color coded.'
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are
> the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
> construction workers...Those guy s always understand when you have a few parts
> left over.'
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
> observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
> and the *** are interchangeable.
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!
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