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    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to
    > operate on.
    > The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
    > operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
    > numbered.'
    > The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
    > Everything inside them is color coded.'
    > The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are
    > the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
    > The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
    > construction workers...Those guy s always understand when you have a few parts
    > left over.'
    > But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
    > observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    > There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
    > and the *** are interchangeable.
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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        Now THAT'S funny!!!!!
        I'm innocent I tell ya!!!


        • #5
          Dang! ROFL that was too funny. Scary but funny
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