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    Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

    The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

    My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****?'

    I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I hav e stopped fishing.
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

  • #2
    Hey that's NOT funny.... I haven't fished in years, although I have grabbed my pole a couple of times... good one, lol.
    remember you are tommorow's elders

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    • #3
      I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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      • #4
        OMGD that was a good one. ROFL.
        Originally posted by Ginger View Post
        Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

        The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

        I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

        My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****?'

        I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I hav e stopped fishing.
        The trouble with life is there's no background music!!!

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        • #5
          fawk goot one!! LOL
          Watch your broken dreams...
          Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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          • #6
            Geez, I don't know about that one dude.

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            • #7
              LMAO gingin..........I'm doing the copy and paste with that one.
              sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

              "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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              • #8
                I'm happy to make you all laugh
                don't you be wastin' all your money
                on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





                Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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