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  • Some off Men Jokes!

    Don't get me wrong, I still like men. But they are fun to pick on at times.

    Why do men like masturbation?
    Its sex with someone they love.

    How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
    Two ways to cross a river.

    What is gross stupidity?
    144 men in one room.

    Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

    What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
    The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

    How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
    Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

    What is a man's view of safe sex?
    A padded headboard.
    The trouble with life is there's no background music!!!

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    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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    • #3
      LMAO.....hey where do you get those padded headboards?????LMAO
      sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

      "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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      • #4
        LMFAO!!! I gotta go and shake a stove!!
        I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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