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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her,
APPEARS TO kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
' Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He's
probably spent a lot of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If
he wants
sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very
dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, dear. I love you.
'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be
strong honey. I love you, too...
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her,
APPEARS TO kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
' Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He's
probably spent a lot of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If
he wants
sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very
dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, dear. I love you.
'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be
strong honey. I love you, too...
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!
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