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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
    'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father,
    surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kindsof
    breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons,
    roundand firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still
    nice buthanging a bit. After 50, they are like
    onions'.'Onions?''Yes, you see them and they
    make you cry.'This infuriated his wife and daughter so
    the daughter said, 'Mum,how many kinds of
    'willies' are there?'The mother, surprised,
    smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goesthrough three
    phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,mighty and
    hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but
    reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

    A Christmas tree?''Yes - dead from the root
    up and the balls are just for decoration
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

  • #2
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..It's about learning to dance in the rain. for me and the wolf


    • #3
      I don't know dude.


      • #4
        Dont worry dude its not true ..
        Last edited by 2lineCarrandMorgan; 11-13-2008, 10:34 PM.
        Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..It's about learning to dance in the rain. for me and the wolf


        • #5
          Too Funny!!!
          The trouble with life is there's no background music!!!


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