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  • Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

  • #2
    Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    how embarassing

    where was this list two weeks ago *lmao*
    would have been hell'a funny to try and say these word when i was dead to the world *lol*

    thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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    • #3
      dang some of those words are hard to say sober ... wit my deadly ndn accent LMFAO jkz
      Watch your broken dreams...
      Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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      • #4
        *lmao* your so right . . . .

        try saying "both of them" . . . *lol*

        thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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        • #5


          Those are good. Seems a long time ago, I remember not being able to say the last list....

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          • #6
            I about fell over laughing my @zz off when I saw this!!!

            My first wife tried embarrassing me one time when I was alcoholically challenged. There was karaoke at the bar one night... she had me go up to sing... unbeknownst to me it was "My dingaling" Long story short I was singing it at the top of my lungs!!!! It's amazing what tequila does to NDNs!!!
            I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
              I about fell over laughing my @zz off when I saw this!!!

              My first wife tried embarrassing me one time when I was alcoholically challenged. There was karaoke at the bar one night... she had me go up to sing... unbeknownst to me it was "My dingaling" Long story short I was singing it at the top of my lungs!!!! It's amazing what tequila does to NDNs!!!
              Some body get him some tequilla, lets hear it again!!!!

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              • #8
                or please say ... the missus got that one on her cell phone camera?!?!?!?! LOL
                Watch your broken dreams...
                Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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                • #9
                  What about "The weather is here ... wish you were beautiful"!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
                    Some body get him some tequilla, lets hear it again!!!!
                    Originally posted by chazziff View Post
                    or please say ... the missus got that one on her cell phone camera?!?!?!?! LOL
                    I suppose you two are scouring you-tube for the video huh??
                    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
                      I suppose you two are scouring you-tube for the video huh??
                      Good Idea....

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
                        I about fell over laughing my @zz off when I saw this!!!

                        My first wife tried embarrassing me one time when I was alcoholically challenged. There was karaoke at the bar one night... she had me go up to sing... unbeknownst to me it was "My dingaling" Long story short I was singing it at the top of my lungs!!!! It's amazing what tequila does to NDNs!!!
                        . . my ex boyfren is an amazing singer . . . after a few shots of the captain . . . how many times can one person sing "white wedding" *lmao*

                        thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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                        • #13
                          Gawd [email protected]!!! I did some stupid chyt when I was drunk!!!
                          I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                          • #14


                            Come one Soopa!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post


                              Come one Soopa!!!!
                              I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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