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    charliemom
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    Hahaha!!!

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  • Mud_Woman
    ~lethargic state of mind~

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    . . . like shes a virgin herself

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    oh no soopa, you did not!!! LMAO

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  • soopashinaab
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    started a topic The Honeymoon

    The Honeymoon

    Ole, out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
    Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
    He said "How bad is it doc? . . I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance, Lena is still a virgin - in every way". The doctor told him,
    "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
    He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,
    and taped it all together . . . quite an impressive work of art.
    Ole mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their
    honeymoon.
    That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her
    beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first, no one has EVER touched
    these." Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, . . . .


    "Look at this, .. .. . . still in the CRATE!"

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