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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her
    parents.

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
    that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first
    time.

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
    trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
    it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At
    the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
    buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
    girlfriend at the door.
    'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
    parents are seated.
    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
    and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

    The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
    pharmacist.'
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  • #2
    good one!

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    • #3
      that is crazy

      thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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      • #4
        Guess he bought a family pack for nothing....

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        • #5
          poor kid!
          Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got.

          Janis Joplin

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          • #6
            Dude, that's just freakin' hilarious!!!!!

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