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    Grand Dad at the Mall

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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    Good one!!!
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    • #3
      that is funny,you gotta love old people
      who's been a bad kitty kitty! bring on the katnip

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      • #4
        Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
        Grand Dad at the Mall

        I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

        When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

        Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
        I'm gonna use this one when I turn 92...next year!

        Goot one k-mom!!!


        Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?


        "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

        Mr. Rossie Freeman

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        • #5
          Slamma!!!

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          • #6
            K-mom that was awesome.LMAO Really funny.

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            • #7
              Bwahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! So good a burn!!!!!!!!!
              Don't compromise yourself. It's all you've got.

              Janis Joplin

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