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    A man walks into a restaurant with a
    full-grown ostrich behind him. The
    waitress asks them for their orders. The
    man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a
    coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's
    yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the
    A short time later the waitress returns
    with the order ' That will be
    $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into
    his pocket and pulls out
    the exact change for payment. The next
    day, the man and the ostrich
    come again and the man says, 'A
    hamburger, fries and a coke.' The
    ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
    Again the man reaches into his pocket
    and pays with exact change.
    This becomes routine until the two enter
    again. 'The usual?' asks the
    waitress. 'No, this is Friday night,
    so I will have a steak, baked potato
    and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,'
    says the ostrich.

    Shortly the waitress brings the order
    and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
    Once again the man pulls the exact
    change out of his pocket and
    places it on the table. The waitress
    cannot hold back her curiosity
    any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you
    manage to always come
    up with the exact change in your pocket
    every time?'
    'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago
    I was cleaning the attic
    and found an old lamp. When I rubbed
    it, a Genie appeared and
    offered me two wishes. My first wish
    was that if I ever had to pay
    for anything, I would just put my hand
    in my pocket and the right
    amount of money would always be there.'
    'That's brilliant!' says
    the waitress. 'Most people would ask
    for a million dollars or
    something, but you'll always be as rich
    as you want for as long
    as you live!''That's right. Whether
    it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
    Royce, the exact money is always there,'
    says the man.
    The waitress asks, 'What's with the
    ostrich?' The man sighs,
    pauses and answers, 'My second wish was
    for a tall chick with a
    big butt and long legs who agrees with
    everything I say.'
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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      Now that's a good one.


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