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Exact change
A man walks into a restaurant with a
full-grown ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks them for their orders. The
man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a
coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's
yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the
ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns
with the order ' That will be
$9.40 please,' and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out
the exact change for payment. The next
day, the man and the ostrich
come again and the man says, 'A
hamburger, fries and a coke.' The
ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket
and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter
again. 'The usual?' asks the
waitress. 'No, this is Friday night,
so I will have a steak, baked potato
and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,'
says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order
and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact
change out of his pocket and
places it on the table. The waitress
cannot hold back her curiosity
any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you
manage to always come
up with the exact change in your pocket
every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago
I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed
it, a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish
was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket and the right
amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says
the waitress. 'Most people would ask
for a million dollars or
something, but you'll always be as rich
as you want for as long
as you live!''That's right. Whether
it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there,'
says the man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the
ostrich?' The man sighs,
pauses and answers, 'My second wish was
for a tall chick with a
big butt and long legs who agrees with
everything I say.'
full-grown ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks them for their orders. The
man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a
coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's
yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the
ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns
with the order ' That will be
$9.40 please,' and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out
the exact change for payment. The next
day, the man and the ostrich
come again and the man says, 'A
hamburger, fries and a coke.' The
ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket
and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter
again. 'The usual?' asks the
waitress. 'No, this is Friday night,
so I will have a steak, baked potato
and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,'
says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order
and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact
change out of his pocket and
places it on the table. The waitress
cannot hold back her curiosity
any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you
manage to always come
up with the exact change in your pocket
every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago
I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed
it, a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes. My first wish
was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket and the right
amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says
the waitress. 'Most people would ask
for a million dollars or
something, but you'll always be as rich
as you want for as long
as you live!''That's right. Whether
it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there,'
says the man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the
ostrich?' The man sighs,
pauses and answers, 'My second wish was
for a tall chick with a
big butt and long legs who agrees with
everything I say.'
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!
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