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Two guys, one old timer and one young, were pushing their
> carts around
> Costco when they collide.
>
> The old timer said to the young guy, "Sorry about
> that. I'm looking for
> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
> I was going."
>
> The young guy said, "That's OK. It's a
> coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a
> little desperate."
>
> The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
> What does your
> wife look like?"
>
> The young guy replied, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall,
> with blonde hair,
> big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing
> tight white
> shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look
> like?"
>
> The old timer said, "It doesn't matter. Let's
> look for yours."
>
> Most old timers are helpful like that!
> carts around
> Costco when they collide.
>
> The old timer said to the young guy, "Sorry about
> that. I'm looking for
> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
> I was going."
>
> The young guy said, "That's OK. It's a
> coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a
> little desperate."
>
> The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
> What does your
> wife look like?"
>
> The young guy replied, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall,
> with blonde hair,
> big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing
> tight white
> shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look
> like?"
>
> The old timer said, "It doesn't matter. Let's
> look for yours."
>
> Most old timers are helpful like that!
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!
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