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    Birthday gift

    Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

    "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

    "And???" Bill asked.

    "Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'."

    "So what did you get her?" asked Bill.

    "I bought her a deck of cards!!"
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.
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    sound like hes in he same boat, like is b over loaded he brain like hes looking for any thing but a new ride.
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..It's about learning to dance in the rain. for me and the wolf

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