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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    Time Wounds All Heels.
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    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
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    At a Proctologist's door:
    To expedite your visit, please back in.
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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    On another Plumber's truck:
    Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
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    On a Church's Billboard:
    7 days without God makes one weak.
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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    Invite us to your next blowout.
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    At a Towing company:
    We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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    On an Electrician's truck:
    Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    Push. Push. Push!
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    At an Optometrist's Office:
    If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    We really know our stuff.
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    On a Fence:
    Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
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    At a Car Dealership:
    The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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    At the Electric Company
    We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be.
    **************************
    In a Restaurant window:
    Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
    and get fed up.
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    Drive carefully! We'll wait...
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    At a Propane Filling Station:
    Thank heaven for little grills.
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    And don't forget the sign at a
    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
    Best place in town to take a leak
    **********************
    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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