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    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
    People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple"
    The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of theirlong and happy marriage.


    The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
    "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

    We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.


    I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

    And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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    Originally posted by Annie Fawn View Post
    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
    People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple"
    The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of theirlong and happy marriage.


    The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
    "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

    We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.


    I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

    And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.
    Nothin like a goot NDN woman!!! LMAO
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    • #3
      . . . look out soopa, if she carries a gun, ya better be on ure best

      thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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      • #4
        *LOL* Too funny!!! I'm gonna have to remember that with my hubby!! Aye!
        Bead All You Can Bead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mud_Woman View Post
          . . . look out soopa, if she carries a gun, ya better be on ure best
          I'm always on my best!! Besides she got two guns... one left... one right!!!! LMAO
          I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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          • #6
            Geez, I don't know dude.

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            • #7
              lol i heard dis but the other way around its always funni
              :party: :laughing: :wazzup_sg :chillpill :character :eeyore: :ariel: :indian: :war00000: :smillie_f :merrychri :toot0000: :lol_hitti :walkingco :bday_2: :hysterica
              bunch of random things

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