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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ship's wheel on his manhood and orders a drink...
Upon seeing the ship's wheel, the bartender says, "You know you have a ship's wheel on your manhood right???"
To which the pirate responds,
"Arrrr... It drives me nuts!"
Upon seeing the ship's wheel, the bartender says, "You know you have a ship's wheel on your manhood right???"
To which the pirate responds,
"Arrrr... It drives me nuts!"
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!