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    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a White Trash Biker were all walking together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada'

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says:

    ''Fill it with water.''

  • #2
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!


    • #3
      that was funny!
      who's been a bad kitty kitty! bring on the katnip


      • #4
        LMFAO!!!>....we can only wish....

        ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.


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          sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread

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