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    A Lil Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
    His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but Lil Johnny continues.

    'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to
    the shopping center.

    Lil Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, and I mean bad!! She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

    When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing... She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

    The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her
    he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, Etc.

    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
    First time I've ever actually seen a fart!"
    Last edited by soopashinaab; 01-23-2009, 11:04 AM.
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

  • #2
    LOL!!!.....freaking lil johnny.....
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    • #3
      Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
      A Lil Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
      His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but Lil Johnny continues.

      'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.' You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to
      the shopping center.

      Lil Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

      Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, and I mean bad!! She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

      When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing... She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

      The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her
      he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

      When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

      Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, Etc.

      "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

      He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
      First time I've ever actually seen a fart!"
      i love lil johnny!

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      • #4
        Dude, that's just not right.

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        • #5
          ...o...m...g...
          ...it is what it is...

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          • #6
            Ummmm okaaay.

            Ewww.
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