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Sam and Rita had been married 50 years. The night of their
anniversary, after the celebrations were over, they were in bed
and in a pretty romantic mood.
Rita looked at Sam and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me
every chance you had."
Sam leaned over and gave her a loving kiss on the cheek.
Then Rita said, "I also remember, Sam, when you used to hold my
hand at every opportunity."
Sam obliged by gently taking her hand in his.
Rita continued, "I also remember, Sam, when you used to nibble on
my neck. It sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely."
Sam got out of bed and walked toward the door.
Rita was a little bewildered. As Sam exited the room, she asked
him, "Was it something I said, Sam? Where are you going?"
Sam called out from the hallway, "No, it wasn't anything BAD that
you said. I'm just going into the bathroom to get my teeth!"
anniversary, after the celebrations were over, they were in bed
and in a pretty romantic mood.
Rita looked at Sam and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me
every chance you had."
Sam leaned over and gave her a loving kiss on the cheek.
Then Rita said, "I also remember, Sam, when you used to hold my
hand at every opportunity."
Sam obliged by gently taking her hand in his.
Rita continued, "I also remember, Sam, when you used to nibble on
my neck. It sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely."
Sam got out of bed and walked toward the door.
Rita was a little bewildered. As Sam exited the room, she asked
him, "Was it something I said, Sam? Where are you going?"
Sam called out from the hallway, "No, it wasn't anything BAD that
you said. I'm just going into the bathroom to get my teeth!"
Very good joke, and I love it. Miiwetch (thank you) for sharing it with me. 
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