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    Sam and Rita had been married 50 years. The night of their
    anniversary, after the celebrations were over, they were in bed
    and in a pretty romantic mood.

    Rita looked at Sam and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me
    every chance you had."

    Sam leaned over and gave her a loving kiss on the cheek.

    Then Rita said, "I also remember, Sam, when you used to hold my
    hand at every opportunity."

    Sam obliged by gently taking her hand in his.

    Rita continued, "I also remember, Sam, when you used to nibble on
    my neck. It sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely."

    Sam got out of bed and walked toward the door.

    Rita was a little bewildered. As Sam exited the room, she asked
    him, "Was it something I said, Sam? Where are you going?"

    Sam called out from the hallway, "No, it wasn't anything BAD that
    you said. I'm just going into the bathroom to get my teeth!"
    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

  • #2
    That is a very romantic love joke and also hilarious about having to get his teeth so that he can nibble her lobe. Hehehe <laughing>

    Very good joke, and I love it. Miiwetch (thank you) for sharing it with me.

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