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    Two cannbals were eating a clown...
    The first one said to the second one
    "Does this taste funny to you?"
    I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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    or this one

    Pharmacy Notification:

    As of January 31st, 2009 due to the failing economy Viagra will only be available under it's generic name Micoxafloppin.
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    • #3
      Three guys walked into a bar...
      The fourth one ducked.
      I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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      • #4
        A Horse walks into a Bar

        Bartender asks "Hey why the long face"
        ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
        Till I Die!

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        • #5
          A termite walks into a bar

          Asks: "Hey were is the Bar tender?"
          ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
          Till I Die!

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          • #6
            One more time!!!

            A Sandwich walks into a Bar

            Bartender yells:
            "Hey we dont serve your kind!!"
            ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
            Till I Die!

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            • #7
              a baby seal walks into a club

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              • #8
                A woman goes to the doctor's office...
                The doctor comes in and says "So what seems to be the problem?"
                The woman says "Well, my arm hurts when I bend it like this." (bends arm)
                The doctor says "Well don't bend it like that".
                I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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                • #9
                  A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!".

                  The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Leonard?!".
                  ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
                  Till I Die!

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                  • #10
                    A naked guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables wrapped around his neck and orders a Scotch and soda. The bartender says, "O.K., but don't start anything."
                    ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
                    Till I Die!

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                    • #11
                      (Hi Josiah. 'Nice to meet you. )

                      Two men meet in a bar.
                      The first one says "So where did you go to college?"
                      The second one says "Texas A & M. Where are you from?'.
                      The first one replies "Yale".
                      The second one takes a deep breath, and says "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!"
                      I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bodica View Post
                        (Hi Josiah. 'Nice to meet you. )

                        Two men meet in a bar.
                        The first one says "So where did you go to college?"
                        The second one says "Texas A & M. Where are you from?'.
                        The first one replies "Yale".
                        The second one takes a deep breath, and says "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!"
                        Greetings!!
                        LOL
                        now thats funny!
                        ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
                        Till I Die!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Josiah View Post
                          Greetings!!
                          LOL
                          now thats funny!
                          I can't claim credit for it...my parents told that joke all the time when I was a kid.
                          However....
                          There is certain joke that has been twirling around in my head for a couple of days now...
                          I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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                          • #14
                            A Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his manhood
                            Bartender says "Did you know you have a ship's wheel on your manhood?"
                            The Pirate replies... "Arrr... It drives me nuts!"
                            I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                            • #15
                              A Polarbear walks into a Bar
                              Bartender says what will you have?
                              Polarbear says "I will have a gin.......................................and tonic.
                              Bartender says ok but why the long pause?

                              Polarbear says "dont know, I was born with them"
                              (holding up his paws)
                              ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
                              Till I Die!

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